movie going has it's own rituals.

in the huge neon multiplex by my house, every bathroom stall has a star on the door with a movie star's name on it.

I avoid using any labelled Halle Berry, Susan Sarandon, Demi Moore and other sub-par performaces and phone-ins. I find it uncouth. I generally head for something like a Kate Winslet, or every once in while a Kathleen Turner or Katherine Hepburn. Today I nabed Helen Mirren and felt quite smug. It's some sort of snobbery I guess.

On principle, I will only pee inside women I respect.