"i have to go to bed now. i am an old woman. i am a spinster. this is the rest of my life, stretched out before me. an endless series of movie nights in and no man to pet my head during the hot desert cave sex in weird foreign films. this blows. at this point i'd even consider the emotionally unavailable and yet smitten chow yun fat to die in my arms. at least then i'd get to second base."
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Which is scarier: the fact that I knew this post was about Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or the fact that I knew it not when you mentioned "Chow Yun Fat" but three lines before, when you said "hot desert cave sex"?
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