15 February 2008

blow this hallmark holiday out your ass

some people used to think i'd never get a man. mostly this was because:

a, i didn't believe in 'getting' one
b, i didn't try hard enough
c, mr. darcy is ficticious and all men were worsened by comparison
d, i am a lesbian

any or all of these may still be true, to a greater or lesser extent.

but i think i can safely say i am in a committed, realistic relationship when my valentine is vitamin pills and tickets to Juno.

nothing says valentine's like teenage pregnancy. god i love him.

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