Hello gentle reader.

I feel I have not been myself lately, and I apologise.

I will heretofore endeavour to create a more amenable environment in my trivial updates and impart some small amount of useless knowledge for your edification.

Today:

- The national flower of Mexico is the Dahlia

- and here is a newspaper article (Being Unfaithful Keeps Me Happy) I find by turns deeply sad and hysterical.

Modernity is a joke. May I never be a Telegraph reader.