clinical observations

1. all women feeling the need to get up before dawn to que outside the emergency sexual health clinic are overdressed. we are repenting through sensible yet sexy clothes. my herringbone pencil skirt and bottleneck heels were not out of place at 7am.

2. there are four times more women than men.

3. no one reads the signs. no matter how well marked.

4. the men get called in faster, but come out later.

5. there is a kiddie play table for those minors left unchaparoned in the 3rd circle of purgatory. the poor bastards.

6. the amount of people over 30 are shocking.

7. non-chalance will always be feigned when 3 women poke up your cunt looking for evidence of the mistake.