Here are 5 important things you should know:

1, I have shorn my ShieldMaiden of Rohan locks. I hope some kid with leukemia who gets a wig of 12 inches of my hair will be ecstatic.

2, I am regressing into a love of shit sci-fi movies

3, My boyfriend loves both The Philadelphia Story and now, Romancing the Stone. If he wasn't a keeper before, his sharing my ironic love of Michael Douglas dancing in white pants seals the deal.

4, I am going to Italy at the end of March.

5, I am considering getting a mortgage. Is that sad?